Get to Know Your Parents Featurette
1.09- Perchance to Dream
LORELAI: Oh my God. Uh, uh, I, I need a pen. I don’t have a pen. Luke, give me your pen.
LUKE: I don’t have a pen.
LORELAI: Where’s the pen you take orders with?
LUKE: You have got to stop assuming that I take pens with me everywhere I go.
RICHARD: Never be without a pen.
LORELAI: Thank you, Dad.
EMILY: Really, Lorelai, how many more times are you gonna do that?
LORELAI: I think about six.
LUKE: Sorry. I forgot to turn the alarm off.
LORELAI: Bad alarm. Bad, bad alarm.
LORELAI: What time is it?
LORELAI: Hate early. Must kill early.
SOOKIE: So all I’m saying is that you broke up with Luke and immediately started dating Christopher. And I know you’re over it, and I know you’ve moved on, but all those feelings for Luke didn’t just disappear overnight, right?
LORELAI: No that’s what I’m saying. Of course they didn’t.
SOOKIE: It’s just, you moved really quickly.
LORELAI: Yes, I moved quickly to a man I love who loves me, who wanted to marry me. When Luke and I were together, he was kind and loyal and thoughtful. The guy built me an ice-skating rink, for god’s sake.
SOOKIE: God, I forgot about that.
I love the friday night dinners.
RORY: Mom. This isn’t good. Come on. Try to sit up.
LORELAI: He said he needed time to think, but I pushed him.
RORY: He’ll come around.
LORELAI: I pushed him, and now he’s gone.
RORY: He waited forever for you. He’s not just going to walk away.
LORELAI: It’s over.
RORY: Mom, this isn’t you. Lying in bed like this. You should be up.
LORELAI: You should go to school. Go back to school.
RORY: I’m here. I’m staying.
LORELAI: God, I really screwed up this time.
LORELAI: He could have been the one.
EMILY: What are you looking at?
LORELAI: Nothing. It’s just — isn’t — isn’t this weird to you?
LORELAI: Sitting next to each other?
EMILY: Would you like me to move?
LORELAI: No, it’s fine. It’s just… close.
EMILY: Will you explain to me again why we are doing this?
LORELAI: I have no idea because you usually sit over there.
EMILY: I’m talking about Rory being in the pool house, Lorelai.
LORELAI: Rory just thought we should split up tonight, get in some quality… couch time.
LUKE: What the -
LUKE: How’d you get in here?
LORELAI: You’re bread guy let me in.
LUKE: I’m switching bread guys.
LORELAI: What do you think?
LUKE: I think you shouldn’t break and enter.
LORELAI: So what do you think?
LUKE: Well I gotta admit - it looks pretty good.
LORELAI: Oh, I knew you’d like it.
LORELAI: Anytime. It’s fun.
LUKE: So, uh, where’s the guy?
LORELAI: Oh he’s gone.
LUKE: Oh, too bad.
LORELAI: I think what you really need to do today is wallow.
LORELAI: Oh yeah, get back in your pajamas, go to bed, eat nothing but gallons of ice cream and tons of pizza, don’t take a shower or shave your legs or put on any kind of make up at all and just sit in the dark and watch a really sad movie and have a good long cry and just wallow. You need to wallow.
LORELAI: Rory, your first love is intense and your first break up even more intense. Shoving it away and ignoring it while you make lists it’s not gonna help.
RORY: I don’t want to wallow.
LORELAI: Try it for one day.