LORELAI: Oh my God. Uh, uh, I, I need a pen. I don’t have a pen. Luke, give me your pen.

LUKE: I don’t have a pen.

LORELAI: Where’s the pen you take orders with?

LUKE: You have got to stop assuming that I take pens with me everywhere I go.

RICHARD: Never be without a pen.

LORELAI: Thank you, Dad.

EMILY: Really, Lorelai, how many more times are you gonna do that?

LORELAI: I think about six.

LUKE: Sorry. I forgot to turn the alarm off.

LORELAI: Bad alarm. Bad, bad alarm.

LORELAI: What time is it?

LUKE: Early.

LORELAI: Hate early. Must kill early.

I love the friday night dinners. 

RORY: Mom. This isn’t good. Come on. Try to sit up.

LORELAI: He said he needed time to think, but I pushed him.

RORY: He’ll come around.

LORELAI: I pushed him, and now he’s gone.

RORY: He waited forever for you. He’s not just going to walk away.

LORELAI: It’s over.

RORY: Mom, this isn’t you. Lying in bed like this. You should be up.

LORELAI: You should go to school. Go back to school.

RORY: I’m here. I’m staying.

LORELAI: God, I really screwed up this time.

RORY: Shh.

LORELAI: He could have been the one.

LORELAI: I think what you really need to do today is wallow.

RORY: Wallow?

LORELAI: Oh yeah, get back in your pajamas, go to bed, eat nothing but gallons of ice cream and tons of pizza, don’t take a shower or shave your legs or put on any kind of make up at all and just sit in the dark and watch a really sad movie and have a good long cry and just wallow. You need to wallow.

RORY: No.

LORELAI: Rory, your first love is intense and your first break up even more intense. Shoving it away and ignoring it while you make lists it’s not gonna help.

RORY: I don’t want to wallow.

LORELAI: Try it for one day.

RORY: No.

EMILY: I see you have a rory.

LORELAI: Excuse me?

EMILY: Your drink. It’s called a rory. What’s the matter, Luke, you don’t like your rory?

LUKE: Oh, no, It’s-it’s great. It’s a little pink, you know.

EMILY: Well, Rory’s a girl. Girls like pink.

LUKE: I know. I was just saying.

EMILY: No one’s asking you to wear it. It’s not a skirt.

LUKE: I know. I just…

LORELAI: Drink the drink. (Luke drinks)

3x1 Lazy Hazy Crazy Days 

RORY: No! Oh no!

LORELAI: Oh jeez. Such a bad sleeping idea.

RORY: I’m late!

LORELAI: What?

RORY: I’m late, I’m late. I woke up late!

LORELAI: Rory calm down.

RORY: I can’t calm down! I missed my bus! Get up.

LORELAI: Sweetie, mommy can’t get up right now. Mommy’s been sleeping at a right angle all night.

It’s not the same. 

RORY: Not good?

LORELAI: Really not good! I swear, Luke better come back soon or I’m gonna starve to death.

RORY: I’m sorry.

LORELAI: For what?

RORY: Luke’s gone because of me.

LORELAI: Oh, honey, he is not.

RORY: Yes, he is. I got into an accident and then you guys had a fight.

LORELAI: Rory, it isn’t your fault. If it’s anyone’s fault…