LORELAI: Oh my God. Uh, uh, I, I need a pen. I don’t have a pen. Luke, give me your pen.
LUKE: I don’t have a pen.
LORELAI: Where’s the pen you take orders with?
LUKE: You have got to stop assuming that I take pens with me everywhere I go.
RICHARD: Never be without a pen.
LORELAI: Thank you, Dad.
EMILY: Really, Lorelai, how many more times are you gonna do that?
LORELAI: I think about six.
LUKE: Sorry. I forgot to turn the alarm off.
LORELAI: Bad alarm. Bad, bad alarm.
LORELAI: What time is it?
LORELAI: Hate early. Must kill early.
I love the friday night dinners.
RORY: Mom. This isn’t good. Come on. Try to sit up.
LORELAI: He said he needed time to think, but I pushed him.
RORY: He’ll come around.
LORELAI: I pushed him, and now he’s gone.
RORY: He waited forever for you. He’s not just going to walk away.
LORELAI: It’s over.
RORY: Mom, this isn’t you. Lying in bed like this. You should be up.
LORELAI: You should go to school. Go back to school.
RORY: I’m here. I’m staying.
LORELAI: God, I really screwed up this time.
LORELAI: He could have been the one.
LORELAI: I think what you really need to do today is wallow.
LORELAI: Oh yeah, get back in your pajamas, go to bed, eat nothing but gallons of ice cream and tons of pizza, don’t take a shower or shave your legs or put on any kind of make up at all and just sit in the dark and watch a really sad movie and have a good long cry and just wallow. You need to wallow.
LORELAI: Rory, your first love is intense and your first break up even more intense. Shoving it away and ignoring it while you make lists it’s not gonna help.
RORY: I don’t want to wallow.
LORELAI: Try it for one day.
EMILY: I see you have a rory.
LORELAI: Excuse me?
EMILY: Your drink. It’s called a rory. What’s the matter, Luke, you don’t like your rory?
LUKE: Oh, no, It’s-it’s great. It’s a little pink, you know.
EMILY: Well, Rory’s a girl. Girls like pink.
LUKE: I know. I was just saying.
EMILY: No one’s asking you to wear it. It’s not a skirt.
LUKE: I know. I just…
LORELAI: Drink the drink. (Luke drinks)
3x1 Lazy Hazy Crazy Days
RORY: No! Oh no!
LORELAI: Oh jeez. Such a bad sleeping idea.
RORY: I’m late!
RORY: I’m late, I’m late. I woke up late!
LORELAI: Rory calm down.
RORY: I can’t calm down! I missed my bus! Get up.
LORELAI: Sweetie, mommy can’t get up right now. Mommy’s been sleeping at a right angle all night.
It’s not the same.
RORY: Not good?
LORELAI: Really not good! I swear, Luke better come back soon or I’m gonna starve to death.
RORY: I’m sorry.
LORELAI: For what?
RORY: Luke’s gone because of me.
LORELAI: Oh, honey, he is not.
RORY: Yes, he is. I got into an accident and then you guys had a fight.
LORELAI: Rory, it isn’t your fault. If it’s anyone’s fault…